When you hit the gym, do you sweat like a pig? Well, one company's got the perfect product for you!
We're talking about the bacon deodorant!
The product, called POWER BACON, is a J&D Foods product.
On the company's website, it says it will make everyone drawn to you like you are the most powerful magnet on earth! There is even a warning on the stick that it may attract some attention from wildlife:
And by everyone, we mean friends, acquaintances, beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, swamp alligators, lions and even pigs. It's like an aphrodisiac for your armpits. But use your new power wisely, because with great bacon power comes great baconsibility.
In fact, the product description ends with a warning, "Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing POWER BACON."
A single stick of deodorant costs $9.99. They even have bacon shaving cream! The company also emphasizes that the bacon product do not actually contain bacon, despite the smell.
The company's founders got their start when they won money from a clip submitted to America's Funniest Home Videos. They used that money to launch Bacon Salt.
Some of the comments on this product seem to agree with the warnings. Gator, from Florida, writes, "The stray dogs around here would chase me around the block."